This is why I don't like my rich friends

 This is why I don't like my rich friends

Once when visiting a very rich friend of mine, the maid approached me and asked me. 

    1- Question :What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice,soda, tea, hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee? 

Answer: Tea please. 

2- Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea ? 

 Answer : Ceylon tea please 

3- Question : How would you like it? black or white? 

Answer : White 

4- Question : Milk or fresh cream? 

Answer : With milk 

5- Question :Powdered milk or fresh milk ?

Answer : Aah , fresh . 

6- Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk? 

Answer : cow's milk please .  

7- Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?   

Answer: umm , think I'll just take it black 

8- Question : would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or without? 

Answer : with sugar 

9- Question : beet sugar or cane sugar ? 

Answer : cane sugar 

10- Question : white, brown or yellow sugar? 

Answer: Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water instead. 

11- Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water?

 Answer : mineral water.

12- Question : flavoured or non-flavoured?

 Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst! 

13- Question : How do you choose to die sir? 

            $!!#@#@$????

       lucky me b'coz i don't have rich fren..

        hahaha

            p/s:Yaya love Richie's so much..